Mos Def, Black Thought, Eminem freestyle...who you think got it?

All 3 of them murdered it..I still can't decide but that boy Marshall!....

Kinda interesting...getting hollered at from a woman's point of view...

I think they could've had at least one dude that approached her right tho...

Me on my birthday

I feel like going to sleep and shit! lol

This essay from Compton calls the fire department..this shit is hilarious.

This might be the funniest YouTube clip I've ever seen!

You the White Man's Bitch! This is the truth & hilarious at the same time...

Dead Prez need to hurry up and sign her...

Professor Griff speaking on Masons in the Hip Hop industry...VERY interesting.

What the fuck is this?

Why do the best black comedians bug the f*ck out all the time?

1. Richard Pryor - Cocaine is one hell of a drug
2. Dave Chapelle - disappeared to S.Africa after getting offered 50 mill. Came back, thru a block party and disappeared again.
3. Katt Williams - "This shit right here!" made his family check him in to a psych. ward.
4.Martin Lawrence - spazzed out in the middle of traffic waving a gun a couple years back but at least he's looking healthy now.
5. Chris Tucker - flipped the script and turned Super Christian on us. We want Smokey!
6. Eddy Murphy - suspected homo/transvestite lover doing lil' kid movies.
7. Tracy Morgan - almost lost the battle to alcohol but claims he's been sober for a while now. Even when he was drunk/high on whatever he IS/WAS A FUNNY MUTHAF*CKA! Peep this...

Just got back from my 10 day adventure as a guinea pig in a Marijuana Research Program at Columbia Medical University

If you're camera shy, that shit ain't for you. That shit is like The Real World/Big Brother with cameras and microphones EVERYWHERE..even while you're sleeping..



















THE MILLION DOLLAR QUESTION: Would I do it again?:

Hell no. Unless I had kids and a bitchy wife I was trying to get a break from or..I was homeless and needed a quick come up. Do I regret it? Hell no. That $1000 came in handy plus the money I saved while I was in there made me re-think all my spending habits...& I get another story to tell!

God answered my prayers....I will be getting paid to smoke weed.

I was on Craigslist today and I saw this post:

Research Volunteers-Healthy Marijuana Smokers (Washington Heights Area)
Reply to: job-qrfm3-1267980391@craigslist.org
Date: 2009-07-13, 3:16PM EDT


Healthy male and female MARIJUANA SMOKERS (age 21-50) needed to evaluate the effects of marijuana on mood and performance. Live on a research unit at the NYS Psychiatric Institute for 10-12 days. Compensation for time: $415-$1,015. Call (212) 543-5982 for information.

* Location: Washington Heights Area
* Compensation: $415-$1,015

Sneak preview of upcoming posts:

True Story #1

My roomate vs. 2 bitches he just met
- Why was my big gorilla ass roommate hiding in a closet from a chick in a skirt with her belly hanging out he never even met before?
- Why Gorilla J and the chick started fighting on the floor of my apartment for 15 minutes after they just met eachother.
- Why the chick's niece..who looked good as shit jump in to help beat Gorilla J's ass when her aunt was already winning?
- Why did the chick bite James in his man boob and stick her fingers in his nose?

True Story #2
- How we ended up in Mexico during the swine flu scrare (Influenzaaaa!)
- Why I got detained in a Mexican jail cell for 3 hours by Homeland Security trying to get back into the U.S. and almost deported.
- How/why L.A.P.D. let us go after finding that Cali Kush in our car.

Havoc killed this one...deep.

Sistah or Bitch - which one are you?

A lot of females, family included, ask me why I feel it’s necessary to use the word “bitch”. Let me start off by admitting that a lot of dudes were never taught to know the differences between a bitch and a woman so they tend to f*ck up and disrespect the wrong sistahs...and wife up hoes! I tried to explain the differences a thousand different ways and then I remembered these 2 forgotton tracks already explained it perfectly for me...

You gotta love Mike...

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Guy is hemmed up by 2 cops, prays, gets tasered, and gets away. You gotta see this shit till the end.

A lotta people think this dude right here is crazy but:

1. He got away AFTER being tasered.
2. If you do the knowledge on United States really being a corporation owned by England, you'll understand what he means when you hear him screaming about the Queen. They're saying he got a warrant for changing his GOVERNMENT name? Dude actually knows more than people think.
3. This shit make you wanna pray.

Everybodys telling me I need to make a blog so I did

This is the space where I'll be writing all my bullshit.