Just got back from my 10 day adventure as a guinea pig in a Marijuana Research Program at Columbia Medical University

If you're camera shy, that shit ain't for you. That shit is like The Real World/Big Brother with cameras and microphones EVERYWHERE..even while you're sleeping..



















THE MILLION DOLLAR QUESTION: Would I do it again?:

Hell no. Unless I had kids and a bitchy wife I was trying to get a break from or..I was homeless and needed a quick come up. Do I regret it? Hell no. That $1000 came in handy plus the money I saved while I was in there made me re-think all my spending habits...& I get another story to tell!

God answered my prayers....I will be getting paid to smoke weed.

I was on Craigslist today and I saw this post:

Research Volunteers-Healthy Marijuana Smokers (Washington Heights Area)
Reply to: job-qrfm3-1267980391@craigslist.org
Date: 2009-07-13, 3:16PM EDT


Healthy male and female MARIJUANA SMOKERS (age 21-50) needed to evaluate the effects of marijuana on mood and performance. Live on a research unit at the NYS Psychiatric Institute for 10-12 days. Compensation for time: $415-$1,015. Call (212) 543-5982 for information.

* Location: Washington Heights Area
* Compensation: $415-$1,015

Sneak preview of upcoming posts:

True Story #1

My roomate vs. 2 bitches he just met
- Why was my big gorilla ass roommate hiding in a closet from a chick in a skirt with her belly hanging out he never even met before?
- Why Gorilla J and the chick started fighting on the floor of my apartment for 15 minutes after they just met eachother.
- Why the chick's niece..who looked good as shit jump in to help beat Gorilla J's ass when her aunt was already winning?
- Why did the chick bite James in his man boob and stick her fingers in his nose?

True Story #2
- How we ended up in Mexico during the swine flu scrare (Influenzaaaa!)
- Why I got detained in a Mexican jail cell for 3 hours by Homeland Security trying to get back into the U.S. and almost deported.
- How/why L.A.P.D. let us go after finding that Cali Kush in our car.

Havoc killed this one...deep.

Sistah or Bitch - which one are you?

A lot of females, family included, ask me why I feel it’s necessary to use the word “bitch”. Let me start off by admitting that a lot of dudes were never taught to know the differences between a bitch and a woman so they tend to f*ck up and disrespect the wrong sistahs...and wife up hoes! I tried to explain the differences a thousand different ways and then I remembered these 2 forgotton tracks already explained it perfectly for me...

You gotta love Mike...

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Guy is hemmed up by 2 cops, prays, gets tasered, and gets away. You gotta see this shit till the end.

A lotta people think this dude right here is crazy but:

1. He got away AFTER being tasered.
2. If you do the knowledge on United States really being a corporation owned by England, you'll understand what he means when you hear him screaming about the Queen. They're saying he got a warrant for changing his GOVERNMENT name? Dude actually knows more than people think.
3. This shit make you wanna pray.