Wednesday, August 26, 2009
Saturday, August 22, 2009
Friday, August 14, 2009
Why do the best black comedians bug the f*ck out all the time?
1. Richard Pryor - Cocaine is one hell of a drug
2. Dave Chapelle - disappeared to S.Africa after getting offered 50 mill. Came back, thru a block party and disappeared again.
3. Katt Williams - "This shit right here!" made his family check him in to a psych. ward.
4.Martin Lawrence - spazzed out in the middle of traffic waving a gun a couple years back but at least he's looking healthy now.
5. Chris Tucker - flipped the script and turned Super Christian on us. We want Smokey!
6. Eddy Murphy - suspected homo/transvestite lover doing lil' kid movies.
7. Tracy Morgan - almost lost the battle to alcohol but claims he's been sober for a while now. Even when he was drunk/high on whatever he IS/WAS A FUNNY MUTHAF*CKA! Peep this...
2. Dave Chapelle - disappeared to S.Africa after getting offered 50 mill. Came back, thru a block party and disappeared again.
3. Katt Williams - "This shit right here!" made his family check him in to a psych. ward.
4.Martin Lawrence - spazzed out in the middle of traffic waving a gun a couple years back but at least he's looking healthy now.
5. Chris Tucker - flipped the script and turned Super Christian on us. We want Smokey!
6. Eddy Murphy - suspected homo/transvestite lover doing lil' kid movies.
7. Tracy Morgan - almost lost the battle to alcohol but claims he's been sober for a while now. Even when he was drunk/high on whatever he IS/WAS A FUNNY MUTHAF*CKA! Peep this...
Friday, July 17, 2009
Just got back from my 10 day adventure as a guinea pig in a Marijuana Research Program at Columbia Medical University
If you're camera shy, that shit ain't for you. That shit is like The Real World/Big Brother with cameras and microphones EVERYWHERE..even while you're sleeping..









THE MILLION DOLLAR QUESTION: Would I do it again?:
Hell no. Unless I had kids and a bitchy wife I was trying to get a break from or..I was homeless and needed a quick come up. Do I regret it? Hell no. That $1000 came in handy plus the money I saved while I was in there made me re-think all my spending habits...& I get another story to tell!









THE MILLION DOLLAR QUESTION: Would I do it again?:
Hell no. Unless I had kids and a bitchy wife I was trying to get a break from or..I was homeless and needed a quick come up. Do I regret it? Hell no. That $1000 came in handy plus the money I saved while I was in there made me re-think all my spending habits...& I get another story to tell!
Wednesday, July 15, 2009
God answered my prayers....I will be getting paid to smoke weed.
I was on Craigslist today and I saw this post:
Research Volunteers-Healthy Marijuana Smokers (Washington Heights Area)
Reply to: job-qrfm3-1267980391@craigslist.org
Date: 2009-07-13, 3:16PM EDT
Healthy male and female MARIJUANA SMOKERS (age 21-50) needed to evaluate the effects of marijuana on mood and performance. Live on a research unit at the NYS Psychiatric Institute for 10-12 days. Compensation for time: $415-$1,015. Call (212) 543-5982 for information.
* Location: Washington Heights Area
* Compensation: $415-$1,015
Research Volunteers-Healthy Marijuana Smokers (Washington Heights Area)
Reply to: job-qrfm3-1267980391@craigslist.org
Date: 2009-07-13, 3:16PM EDT
Healthy male and female MARIJUANA SMOKERS (age 21-50) needed to evaluate the effects of marijuana on mood and performance. Live on a research unit at the NYS Psychiatric Institute for 10-12 days. Compensation for time: $415-$1,015. Call (212) 543-5982 for information.
* Location: Washington Heights Area
* Compensation: $415-$1,015
Sneak preview of upcoming posts:
True Story #1
My roomate vs. 2 bitches he just met
- Why was my big gorilla ass roommate hiding in a closet from a chick in a skirt with her belly hanging out he never even met before?
- Why Gorilla J and the chick started fighting on the floor of my apartment for 15 minutes after they just met eachother.
- Why the chick's niece..who looked good as shit jump in to help beat Gorilla J's ass when her aunt was already winning?
- Why did the chick bite James in his man boob and stick her fingers in his nose?
True Story #2
- How we ended up in Mexico during the swine flu scrare (Influenzaaaa!)
- Why I got detained in a Mexican jail cell for 3 hours by Homeland Security trying to get back into the U.S. and almost deported.
- How/why L.A.P.D. let us go after finding that Cali Kush in our car.

My roomate vs. 2 bitches he just met
- Why was my big gorilla ass roommate hiding in a closet from a chick in a skirt with her belly hanging out he never even met before?
- Why Gorilla J and the chick started fighting on the floor of my apartment for 15 minutes after they just met eachother.
- Why the chick's niece..who looked good as shit jump in to help beat Gorilla J's ass when her aunt was already winning?
- Why did the chick bite James in his man boob and stick her fingers in his nose?
True Story #2
- How we ended up in Mexico during the swine flu scrare (Influenzaaaa!)
- Why I got detained in a Mexican jail cell for 3 hours by Homeland Security trying to get back into the U.S. and almost deported.
- How/why L.A.P.D. let us go after finding that Cali Kush in our car.

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